"Oh yeah, we're okay! We're Adventurers!" says Willie through broken teeth. "And we hear you want to be one too? You & Carc?"
Willie waves at the raven & murmurs "Hello, Carc" sotto voce, then plunges ahead eagerly:
"Well, the first thing is to remember The Rules of Adventure Club, which are:
"Rule number one: You do not talk about ADVENTURE CLUB.
Rule the second: You DO NOT talk about ADVENTURE CLUB!!
Rule three: ESPECIALLY not to the HUMANS!!!
Fourth rule: NO SPOILERS for new members of the Club.
Rule of five: No snooping around town or causing trouble with the humans.
Penultimate rule: Do not give in to Chaos!
Lucky number seven rule: If this is your first time at ADVENTURE CLUB, you MUST enter the dungeon!
"So what'll it be, Noh? Will you follow the rules of Adventure Club?"
[f=32]Wiglaff the Elf, F3/MU2
(M 12", AC 9, HD 4+1, hp 14/14, N) cloak of elvenkind
, battle-axe; light, colour spray
[f=47]Wilibald "Willie" Whitfoot, F1/T1
(M 12", AC 6, HD 1+2, hp 9/9, L) gambeson+helm, shield+warhammer[/f]