In Willie's Dream:
Ma Whitfoot sets down a towering stack of steaming, butter-drenched griddle cakes on the old table in the family kitchen.
"Thanks, Ma!" cries Willie with glee, and reaches eagerly for his knife and fork.
"Not so fast, young man!" barks Ma. "Wilibald Wuthering Whitfoot, how many times do I have to tell you not to eat with your fingers ... attached?!"
From its place tucked behind her apron she draws forth a massive axe, and begins swinging it & tossing it in the air.
"First Rule of Dinner Club: fingers on the table, young man!" she orders.
Willie grudgingly places his hand on the familiar, worn table-top, and then ...
[f=32]Wiglaff the Elf, F3/MU2
(M 12", AC 9, HD 4+1, hp 14/14, N) cloak of elvenkind
, battle-axe; light, colour spray
[f=47]Wilibald "Willie" Whitfoot, F1/T1
(M 12", AC 6, HD 1+2, hp 9/9, L) gambeson+helm, shield+warhammer[/f]