"Fate has decreed those ways shut to our company. And they are no more to our backs than the portals leading from this chamber," answers Mero, indicating the doors on the far sides of the boat room. "I again proffer my original proposal: let us venture down the passage behind the door opened along the side of this room."
the Fighter (M 9", AC 2/4, hp 7/7, FC Man+1, L) plate+helm, spear+shield[/f]
Just don't panic because your life is in the hands of someone named Dopey