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by ehiker133 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:47 am
Desmond frowns, "Dang it, Mondes. Shut yer hole; yer upsetting the little blighter!" It is as if he genuinely doesn't believe anyone could react so poorly to being pulled out of a toilet.
"Look, fella, I'm no idiot. And this noggin to my right is no joke; he's my second head. He grew there when I ate the seed from the fruit of an... upside down... tree... in a... dungeon. OK, so maybe I'm an idiot. But he ends up being kind of useful. In any case, I have no idea who you're talking about; I surely don't have any sort of mistress that would keep little people, er... littler people prisoner. More importantly, I don't think anyone should be locked up in a cage and hung in a privy, even if they are tiny and crabbier than my second head," Desmond replies in a hushed whisper, not wanting to make any more noise than necessary.
"Now then, if you promise not to bite me or... or curse me, I can see about setting you free."
Desmond examines the cage to see how it is closed and, if locked, attempts to pick the lock with his newly-acquired set of thieves' tools.
[f=47]
Dougal Blackfoot (MV 9", AC 6, Lvl 4, HP 10/10) [/f]
[f=59]
Goldwen (
Sagacious* Abbess, MV 9′′, AC 6, HD 2+1, HP 9, FC 2 men, SV C3, L][/f]